seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

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I’ve always loved this man.

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australian-government:

I hate when people ask questions during movies like do you not understand that the movie purposly doesn’t tell you things in order to build suspense

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Sucks that Julian Casablanca’s wont look as good at fyf with that silly haircut

Kill La Kill and Soul Eater would be the best crossover in all anime history.

Deep

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peazy86:

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Where the fuck do I get one!?

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What happens if Death bleeds on you?